Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
12.06.2025 00:44

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I can count
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
Greetings from Warsaw, Poland, where the flags are flying ahead of a key election - NPR
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
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I understand how hurricane paths work
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I have complete contempt for fakery
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t buy bullshit
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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
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I can read
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
What was your first gay male experience?
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t cotton to rapists
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I see through liars
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I have a reading level above third grade
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I actually pay taxes
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”